Sounds Archive

everything.zip (5.6MB) - all of the samples in .wav format

C = Chris, D = Don, H = Hathaway, I = Ick, J = Jordan, K = Kent, L = Laszlo, M = Mitch

allbrain.wav (47k)

C:'I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy, you know, no fun, all brain, no penis.'

allscien.wav (19k)

C:'All science, no philosophy'

answers.wav (27k)

C:'He thought that the answers were the answers to everything.'

areudone.wav (11k)

J:'Are you done?'

ateitsel.wav (25k)

C:'Earlier today, it ate itself.'

authorit.wav (18k)

C:'It's just an infantile response to authority.'

avoidres.wav (112k)

C:'I'm kidding, it's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.'

bastard.wav (14k)

C:'You unbelievable bastard.'

bingo.wav (27k)

M:'I notice you don't study too hard.' C:'Bingo!'

brainfry.wav (67k)

M:'We're going in the wrong direction, you're the only one who knows how to use this garbage, and of course you're never here, and finally I think I'm getting brain fry!'

brillian.wav (30k)

H:'He's a senior now, and he's as brilliant as he ever was.'

buddyboy.wav (9k)

C:'You coming, buddy boy?'

chafes.wav (39k)

'Why is that toy on your head?' C:'Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.'

charge.wav (25k)

C:'Okay, let's charge this baby up, give me everything you've got.'

cia.wav (21k)

'Besides, the CIA is a responsible agency.'

classify.wav (38k)

C:'Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?'

closet.wav (33k)

M:'Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?' C:'You've seen him too?'

coming.wav (36k)

D'Where's the laser?' H:'It's coming.' D:'It's coming? Ha! It's not even breathing hard!'

crash.wav (23k)

<SFX>Penis extender flying through window</SFX>

cynic.wav (224k) (needs cropping)

C:'It's easy to lie to you, Mitch. You trust people. I'm a cynic. I'm such an asshole.'

defense.wav (38k)

'There's no defense like a good offense!'

degenera.wav (81k)

K:'You're just a bunch of degenerates.' C:'We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?'

destiny.wav (25k)

C:'Destiny! I've got her now!'

didumake.wav (55k)

K:'And I suppose you're in on this too, did you make this stuff?' I:'I'm not saying.'

disappoi.wav (25k)

H:'You're disappointing me, Chris.' C:'And you me, Jerry.'

discrimi.wav (46k)

'Crossbow, this is Watchdog, confirm all transmissions on discriminator.'

doinhere.wav (43k)

H:'What is it, Don, what are you doing here?' D:'What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here?'

dont_act.wav (48k)

H:'Don't act as if I don't want my own invention to work, there are only so many hours in a day.'

dontdo.wav (39k)

C:'Don't do that. If you make that call, it's our jobs, we're 4 hours late.'

dontouch.wav (18k)

H:'Damnit, don't touch other people's things.'

dream.wav (152k)

M:'Something strange happened to me this morning.' C:'Was it a dream...'

duplicat.wav (32k)

H:'I need you to do some duplicating, get copies made of all the data so far.'

einstein.wav (73k)

H:'You know, when I first brought you into this school I thought you'd become another Einstein. And you were well on your way. And then...' M:'I got a haircut.'

everythi.wav (49k)

'Welcome to Everything.'

explodin.wav (27k)

I:'It worked! Now if we can just keep it from exploding!'

fritolay.wav (296k)

L:'No, these are entries into the Frito-Lay sweepstakes...'

getsleep.wav (60k)

C:'Why don't you get some sleep, it's not like we're driving or anything. You're still a growing boy, I hope.'

go_girls.wav (46k)

'Let's go, girls!' 'Wh-wh-what do you mean by that?'

good_eye.wav (13k)

J:'And I have a pretty good eye for that sort of thing.'

grov_bug.wav (71k)

H:'Now you listen to me, you grovelling bug!'

harikari.wav (79k)

C:'Needless to say, I was a little despondent about the meltdown. But then, in the midst of my preparations for hari-kari, it came to me...'

havesex.wav (200k)

C:'Given the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong probability that this may be the only chance you will ever have in your entire lives to have sex! Think about it!'

hecrackd.wav (38k)

M:'So what happened? Did he crack?' C:'Yes, Mitch, he cracked severely.'

heylazlo.wav (60k)

C:'Hey, Laszlo. Laszlo?' L:'Oh, that's me.'

hfor_toy.wav (88k)

C:'All my filth is in alphabetical order. This, for example, was under 'H' for 'Toy'.'

honorsys.wav (31k)

H:'Remember, we believe in the honor system here, boys and girls.'

howfunny.wav (160k)

K:'Buddy boy, buddy boy, let's see how funny you think this is.'

i_think.wav (17k)

ice_age.wav (128k)

ienjoyit.wav (14k)

im_gone.wav (82k)

immoral.wav (25k)

iqcarrot.wav (25k)

itisgod.wav (7k)

itworked.wav (65k)

jesus.wav (64k)

joking.wav (52k)

justlike.wav (22k)

korea.wav (64k)

laborers.wav (45k)

leave.wav (75k)

leave2.wav (43k)

liberate.wav (93k)

maybe.wav (152k)

meltdown.wav (216k)

melting.wav (17k)

military.wav (84k)

mistakes.wav (136k)

molesntr.wav (216k)

moreofu.wav (38k)

movingup.wav (60k)

mr_einst.wav (41k)

no_sleep.wav (144k)

not_num1.wav (168k)

notinter.wav (14k)

obsessiv.wav (23k)

on_ice.wav (32k)

on_time.wav (24k)

oncampus.wav (42k)

ourscien.wav (56k)

overwork.wav (90k)

popcorn.wav (112k)

problems.wav (12k)

pushing.wav (248k)

putsimpl.wav (17k)

reflexes.wav (29k)

rue_day.wav (61k)

setbacks.wav (38k)

shootus.wav (28k)

slave.wav (144k)

so_long.wav (19k)

socrates.wav (74k)

solvedpo.wav (11k)

spelled.wav (33k)

staycool.wav (39k)

stepback.wav (120k)

stillrun.wav (22k)

stopplay.wav (26k)

take_one.wav (24k)

talking.wav (24k)

tapioka.wav (120k)

teenywee.wav (55k)

tenminds.wav (49k)

therules.wav (13k)

think_b4.wav (12k)

understa.wav (17k)

underwea.wav (18k)

unstable.wav (44k)

urgestop.wav (15k)

vaporize.wav (136k)

voltage.wav (128k)

yeah_ha.wav (74k)

yesterda.wav (60k)

yr_point.wav (8k)

yr_smart.wav (52k)