Let me save the idiots some time!

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by the red pen on Tuesday November 17, @02:33PM

Hey, being a moron takes a lot of time, so here's a quick timesaver: it's a droolingly-stupid anti-Java post that you can just cut and paste! You don't even have to pretend to think about what you're writing. Just post this; it's basically what you were going to write anyway. You know it.

Java is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Even though it's the fastest growing language right now, it's used for projects I have no knowledge of and I'm going to pretend that Python is kicking its dead ass! Oh yeah, and despite the existance of an open-source JVM and free compilers and all sorts of open-source Java technology, I'll crow about how its a proprietary technology that's totally closed and deserves to die! DIE JAVA DIE! Perl forever! I'm writing an open-source clone of Lotus Notes in perl and it's only 12 lines of code! Ha! Well... actually... I've never written a program in my life, but I'm gonna!"

Post away, idiots!