Mark Damon Hughes Religion: Cthulhu Salvation Program [Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics] [about]

ARE YOU READY FOR

THE COMING APOCALYPSE

OF THE GREAT OLD ONES???

There is only one true GOD, and HIS name is CTHULHU!!!

[Cthulhu!]

IT IS WRITTEN in the NECRONOMICON that unless you give yourself to CTHULHU, to revel wild and free and unafraid, you will DIE FOREVER when the STARS BECOME RIGHT and CTHULHU awakens from his deathlike slumber in R'LYEH!

Phnglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

That is not dead
Which can eternal lie
For in strange aeons
Even death may die
-Necronomicon, Abdul Al-Hazred

All who are not one with CTHULHU on that day shall surely PERISH!

HOW CAN I BE SAVED?

CHRIST will not save you. BUDDHA will not save you. ALLAH will not save you. ELVIS will not save you. VISHNU will not save you. These are all FALSE GODS which have been created by the mind of man, to give you false comfort and set priests to lead you.

ONLY BY GIVING YOURSELF TO CTHULHU CAN YOU BE SAVED!

YOU and your LOVED ONES must act IMMEDIATELY to save yourselves!

Enter your name or the name of your loved one here, and our MOST HOLY CULT will include the name in our next sacrifice to Great CTHULHU:

Name:
Dedication:

THESE PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY BEEN SAVED:


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