Mark Damon Hughes: Religion: Cthulhu Salvation Program

ARE YOU READY FOR

THE COMING APOCALYPSE

OF THE GREAT OLD ONES???

There is only one true GOD, and HIS name is CTHULHU!!!

IT IS WRITTEN in the NECRONOMICON that unless you give yourself to CTHULHU, to revel wild and free and unafraid, you will DIE FOREVER when the STARS BECOME RIGHT and CTHULHU awakens from his deathlike slumber in R'LYEH!

Phnglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

That is not dead
Which can eternal lie
For in strange aeons
Even death may die
-Necronomicon, Abdul Al-Hazred

All who are not one with CTHULHU on that day shall surely PERISH!

HOW CAN I BE SAVED?

CHRIST will not save you. BUDDHA will not save you. ALLAH will not save you. ELVIS will not save you. VISHNU will not save you. These are all FALSE GODS which have been created by the mind of man, to give you false comfort and set priests to lead you.

ONLY BY GIVING YOURSELF TO CTHULHU CAN YOU BE SAVED!

YOU and your LOVED ONES must act IMMEDIATELY to save yourselves!

Enter your name or the name of your loved one here, and our MOST HOLY CULT will include the name in our next sacrifice to Great CTHULHU:

THESE PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY BEEN SAVED:

Mark Hughes
Saved on Fri Apr 09 04:48:05 PDT 2004
Founder of the Cthulhu Salvation Program
Clint Payton
Saved on Fri Apr 09 04:48:51 PDT 2004
I'm more likely to find Cthulhu in my closet than golden plates in my back yard.
Joseph Smith
Saved on Fri Apr 09 04:52:07 PDT 2004
Cthulhu by proxy. Ain't it a bitch.
Marc Dutroux
Saved on Mon Apr 12 08:27:35 PDT 2004
Cthulthu Needs Pedophilic Rapists!
H.P. Lovecraft
Saved on Mon Apr 12 10:37:50 PDT 2004
"My hatred for the human animal grows by leaps & bounds, the more I see of the damned vermin."
J. D. Lowe
Saved on Tue Apr 27 07:04:51 PDT 2004
Cthulhu needs Llamas!
Kevin McIntyre
Saved on Wed Apr 28 01:08:28 PDT 2004
Remember to feast the fallen, not feast on the fallen!
Dr Sebastian De Vemal
Saved on Sun May 02 06:22:16 PDT 2004
Accept the Cosmic Evil for you can not defeat it...
Mickey Mouse
Saved on Sat May 08 02:46:45 PDT 2004
This great mouse is dedicated by Howard Coldy Hughes
Minnie Mouse
Saved on Sat May 08 06:00:21 PDT 2004
Dedicated by Howard Colby Hughes
Homsar
Saved on Sun May 09 01:05:44 PDT 2004
Noooo, I don't wanna die frooom no cathulu!!! WaaAaUGgh!!1
Tal es
Saved on Wed May 12 02:00:00 PDT 2004
Ia Shrub-Niggurath! Black tree in the woods with a thousand leaves!
Bryce McQuern
Saved on Fri May 21 09:56:46 PDT 2004
I used to disbelieve, and resisted the rhetoric of believers, but now I may freely enter the Kingdom.
Ash
Saved on Sat May 22 04:37:44 PDT 2004
THIS is my boomstick!
Jacob Marcomb
Saved on Sat May 22 07:41:41 PDT 2004
I've been signing up with every religion, so now I'm GUARANTEED to be saved!
Svein Ove Aas
Saved on Sun May 23 04:56:38 PDT 2004
It seems more likely than Christianity. No contradictions, for one thing.
Kornel Kisielewicz
Saved on Mon May 24 04:30:08 PDT 2004
Oh great Cthulhu save me now, and then reload me when I'm sixty!
Lin Kai Chuan
Saved on Thu Jun 03 02:16:24 PDT 2004
A Shaolin Monk with great KUng Fu power
Sean Remel
Saved on Fri Jun 04 01:57:23 PDT 2004
I have always loved tenticles.
Ken Macpherson
Saved on Thu Jun 17 05:35:50 PDT 2004
Futurama has it right. Long live "Bender" the mechanical maniac.
An Atheist
Saved on Tue Jun 22 09:38:46 PDT 2004
Ah, what the hell. Can't hurt, right?
aaditya sood
Saved on Fri Jul 02 12:59:23 PDT 2004
my soul
Matthew Hartshorn
Saved on Sat Jul 03 11:29:47 PDT 2004
Dedicated by someone who wants him to get what he deserves...
KalEllison
Saved on Tue Jul 06 02:25:38 PDT 2004
Guys its just a series of fictional stories!
Jason Biggs
Saved on Sun Jul 11 02:53:42 PDT 2004
El mondo superficado
Adrian Hughson
Saved on Mon Aug 02 12:15:36 PDT 2004
The Necronomicon has more wisdom and less evil than Dianetics
Bill
Saved on Tue Aug 10 04:44:49 PDT 2004
AZATHOTH FOREVA'
Howard P. Lovecraft
Saved on Tue Aug 10 04:45:54 PDT 2004
Hopefully, I will be cured of my most horrid pains of the stomach.
Shaina Waitsman
Saved on Sun Aug 15 06:59:35 PDT 2004
Because tentical rape is just so damned kinky! Take me Cthulhu!
Endi aka Neko
Saved on Sun Aug 15 07:02:07 PDT 2004
Because he loves the tentical rape even more than I do.
Paul
Saved on Sun Aug 15 07:09:52 PDT 2004
Because tentical rape is all he can get?
Ginny
Saved on Sun Aug 15 07:41:27 PDT 2004
Canac...she said...and then...they died. Hail Cthulhu!
Duckman
Saved on Tue Aug 17 04:30:41 PDT 2004
Why not believe in a god with a octopus head? Stranger things have come to pass...
Jason
Saved on Mon Aug 23 02:06:58 PDT 2004
I'm a Senior in College. The fact that I still can't tie my shoes correctly must be his bidding!
Gene Heidling
Saved on Wed Sep 01 10:04:28 PDT 2004
Cthulhu needs followers in Scandinavia
UNSIGNED
Saved on Mon Sep 06 01:38:24 PDT 2004
Ive read the Necronomicon nowhere in there does it say that. Thats just bullshit made up by Lovecraft. The so-called "Mad Arab" (The guy was perfectly sane) hated the Ancient Ones with a passion. He venerated the Elder Gods. So fuck you.
UNSIGNED
Saved on Mon Sep 06 01:42:55 PDT 2004
Oh yeah, his name wasnt even Abdul Alhazred. Lovecraft invented that too. The Necronomicon was never completed because he died of old age (presumably. he was 120 yrs.) and he didnt even sign it.
Olle Kilstrom
Saved on Wed Sep 15 12:38:25 PDT 2004
Gene and I will make Sweden the nest of Cthulhu worshipping.
S. L. Blorb
Saved on Tue Sep 21 11:27:27 PDT 2004
Finaly, a squid we all can belive in!
Insomnium
Saved on Tue Sep 21 11:32:06 PDT 2004
Insert an uppity, snarky comment to anyone who posts who deserves it.
Baalbarith
Saved on Wed Sep 22 03:04:17 PDT 2004
But what about the blind idiot god that pipes in the chaos?
Diana Thoren
Saved on Sat Sep 25 08:03:06 PDT 2004
"And what of the pool of slime in the cellar and the stink? Are you stupid or something?" - Phillip Haughtree
Stewart Wilson
Saved on Thu Oct 07 03:21:26 PDT 2004
Octopus head, octopus head, I worship a God with an octopus head!
Nicole Abrisene Gardner Sherburne aka Ashe www.ashe.us
Saved on Fri Oct 15 09:23:31 PDT 2004
i am the cock in the ass of the world / i am the chick with the dick / i'm gonna fuck everything you believe in / i'll throw the world into chaos
Saney the Sane Person
Saved on Fri Oct 15 10:24:38 PDT 2004
Any necronomicon you've "read" is fake, a joke. If you bought it in a store (as opposed to found it in a cave) the authors are laughing at you
Dan
Saved on Sat Nov 06 09:09:15 PST 2004
Andre Reeves
Saved on Sun Nov 07 05:39:02 PST 2004
i'm so big and hard now!!!OMG!!!!1LOL!!!11STFU!!!
ric james
Saved on Sun Nov 07 07:10:08 PST 2004
wtf
Clement John Sobotka IV
Saved on Tue Nov 16 10:45:45 PST 2004
Started dreaming of writhing alien plants (research starting to get to me...)
bocefius mcnormanstien
Saved on Thu Nov 25 08:50:16 PST 2004
Cthulu is stryt up GANGSTA!!!!! TENTACLE RAPEINATIN 4 LIFE!!!1!!ONE!1!!
George W. Bush
Saved on Thu Dec 23 04:17:25 PST 2004
I won't misunderestimate the power of Cthulhu.
Mickey Mouse
Saved on Fri Jan 21 04:55:12 PST 2005
what up bitches!
George W. Bush
Saved on Thu Jan 27 09:19:48 PST 2005
how did my name get on this list
Indigo Shift
Saved on Thu Feb 03 02:15:02 PST 2005
If I had a hooker for every time I've given my soul to Cthulhu...well, I'd have a lot of STD's, that's for sure.
Beth
Saved on Sat Feb 05 03:45:54 PST 2005
May she die painfuly
knoppi
Saved on Sun Feb 06 02:00:57 PST 2005
Phnglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Sir Devadas
Saved on Sat Feb 12 09:22:12 PST 2005
I will not eat squid ever again!
Satsukiame
Saved on Thu Mar 03 01:55:03 PST 2005
Because his plush slippers actually keep my feet warm. ^_^
sam
Saved on Mon Mar 21 08:58:51 PST 2005
teresa
Jim Morrison
Saved on Thu Apr 28 08:25:49 PDT 2005
Break on through! Break on though!
Meggie P. Hughes
Saved on Sat Apr 30 03:24:32 PDT 2005
To the Great Meggie, Sit up dammit!! From Mike Colby
F U
Saved on Sun May 01 03:25:12 PDT 2005
Wow this is all Bullshit
Raven de Witt
Saved on Mon May 02 10:26:18 PDT 2005
May she be swept into the Illimitable Outer Void of Azathoth
Keith Moon
Saved on Mon May 02 10:27:23 PDT 2005
Obviously Insane...he belongs to Those From Outside
Clint Emsley
Saved on Tue May 10 06:23:05 PDT 2005
I'm not sure who Cthulhu is, but he sounds sexy.
Nathan S Graves
Saved on Mon May 23 02:40:35 PDT 2005
Denouncing God and following Cthulhu was the best choice I ever made
Chris Rivers
Saved on Mon May 23 03:40:20 PDT 2005
Before I found CTHULHU, I was hook on crack o cane, and stealing from my moma..., CTHULHU Changed my life.
Ian Dawson
Saved on Mon May 23 06:06:22 PDT 2005
GIBIL GASHRU UMUNA YANDURU, TUSHTE YESH SHIR ILLANI U MA YALKI
Jimmy the buffet master
Saved on Fri May 27 09:14:51 PDT 2005
I love stuff that eats stuff and stuff like that
Abby Brennan
Saved on Tue Jun 07 04:41:16 PDT 2005
Do I actually have to worship him, or can I just claim to be forgiven like the Christians do?
Victor Marcus Alucard13th
Saved on Tue Jun 21 11:41:19 PDT 2005
I've read the Christian Bible, The Wiccan Reede, Scientology, The Torah, Etc...and three versions of the Necronomicon...I think the all three necronomicons are more likely true than any other religious text outside of ancient sumeria.
Frater Mega-Cock
Saved on Sun Aug 14 08:18:04 PDT 2005
IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN! Cause the best part of waking up, is cthulhu in your AHHHHHH OHH GOOODDDD MYY FLESSSHHHH AHHHHHGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Chaote
Saved on Sun Aug 14 08:18:49 PDT 2005
I dont know, its between Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep....
JUSTSOYAKNOW
Saved on Sun Aug 14 08:23:06 PDT 2005
You idiots who dont realize that this is satire.......cthulhu will destroy you all!
Aleister Crowley
Saved on Thu Aug 25 10:44:35 PDT 2005
I ain't dead yet Beotch. Long live the old ones.
BT Elder
Saved on Wed Sep 14 02:49:27 PDT 2005
Phn'glui over easy, hold the fhtagn...
kate
Saved on Mon Oct 03 10:49:15 PDT 2005
Pelea of the Isthmos
Saved on Sun Oct 16 11:50:21 PDT 2005
Cthulhu's message to the faithful: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Iver Putrefactus
Saved on Tue Oct 25 12:19:11 PDT 2005
The great Cthulhu sleeps and dreams of take out chinese. mmmmm evil orange chicken....
Randolph Carter
Saved on Thu Oct 27 07:53:36 PDT 2005
Nyarlathotep? Please! Yog-Sothoth all the way. Cthulhu is good too though... Sort of... If you're into tentacles.
Zerhacke
Saved on Tue Nov 22 01:31:24 PST 2005
I'm here to revive the tentacle rape mentioned in the dedications above.
Chaz
Saved on Sun Nov 27 08:30:13 PST 2005
HAIL CTHULHU! IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!
Ziggy Gwar
Saved on Sun Dec 04 09:09:00 PST 2005
Ziggy Gwar
Saved on Sun Dec 04 09:09:39 PST 2005
Isnt that above enocian?
Max Dudeness
Saved on Sat Dec 10 09:17:48 PST 2005
If I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done, there'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin.
John Detsikas
Saved on Sun Dec 11 07:40:48 PST 2005
INSANITY, BLAGH
Herberth Claveria
Saved on Sun Dec 11 07:41:05 PST 2005
DEAR GOD! NO!
Alex Lopez
Saved on Sun Dec 11 07:41:45 PST 2005
READing...
Phyber Overlord
Saved on Wed Dec 21 11:18:40 PST 2005
Cthulu needs geniuses
Eric Moore
Saved on Mon Jan 02 11:10:59 PST 2006
An enemy of Hastur is a friend of mine.
Zathress
Saved on Mon Jan 09 11:58:43 PST 2006
Slayer of Gods
Lazarus Prophet
Saved on Wed Jan 18 09:04:36 PST 2006
Why settle for the lesser evil
Jonas Sandberg
Saved on Mon Jan 30 03:07:19 PST 2006
It's all true, you know- ALL TRUE!!!
Tarrgz
Saved on Tue Feb 21 11:35:41 PST 2006
I bow down to the almighty Cthulhu, he will give me tp
Grand Chien Noir
Saved on Mon Mar 13 01:22:27 PST 2006
Ya Shub-Niggurath! Cthulhu afahtgn!
Richard McIntyre
Saved on Tue Mar 21 11:33:30 PST 2006
Oh great old ones I have given myself to you.......now send me many women willing to do my bidding.
Christopher Reeves
Saved on Wed Apr 05 03:11:28 PDT 2006
I LOVE BOOBS
Jesus Christ
Saved on Tue Apr 11 10:58:39 PDT 2006
Save my father!
Pravus
Saved on Sat Apr 29 09:58:39 PDT 2006
"Ia Ia Cthulhu Ftaghn! Ia Ia Cthulhu Ftaghn!!!" Oh Cthulhu Ancient beast of the ocean! save us now!!
Leoso
Saved on Sat Apr 29 10:33:59 PDT 2006
Im the son of Cthulhu
Julian Dorado
Saved on Tue May 16 08:42:58 PDT 2006
"La memoria te la haces tú, hijo de puta"
Black Fox of Many Names
Saved on Tue May 23 05:14:02 PDT 2006
The Lemmings are Comming! The Lemmings are Comming!
Leon Kipr
Saved on Mon Jun 12 10:04:11 PDT 2006
Davor Skontra
Saved on Wed Jun 14 06:20:38 PDT 2006
for better understanding of it all
Allen Smilden
Saved on Mon Jun 26 11:42:17 PDT 2006
Ia Ia Cthulhu fhtagn!
Conan, a Cimmerian
Saved on Sun Jul 16 12:11:53 PDT 2006
My god kills people, why would I want to call on him?
Lisa Stewart
Saved on Tue Jul 18 10:13:11 PDT 2006
kox
Saved on Thu Aug 03 06:51:00 PDT 2006
And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers....
BloodSucker
Saved on Thu Aug 03 07:08:45 PDT 2006
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Toni Tadic
Saved on Thu Aug 03 05:37:50 PDT 2006
Kendo uv Hrvatskoj puno
James Kenneth Mason
Saved on Wed Aug 09 02:12:56 PDT 2006
May the oceans guide you home my brother from another mother.
Liam Parker
Saved on Sat Aug 12 10:05:35 PDT 2006
Praise Cthulhu, for then he will eat you first!
Rebecca Brown
Saved on Sat Aug 12 10:40:07 PDT 2006
Ia! Ia!
YOUR MOM
Saved on Wed Aug 16 11:52:34 PDT 2006
eat a bag of hell
Blightcaller
Saved on Fri Aug 18 08:40:57 PDT 2006
Ia, Ia, Chtulhu Fhtagn
Mutant Enemy
Saved on Wed Aug 30 11:36:41 PDT 2006
Grrr! Argh!
Pablo
Saved on Fri Sep 01 09:45:16 PDT 2006
HAIL
Conrad K
Saved on Mon Sep 04 01:01:49 PDT 2006
Because he don't believe!
Stuart A
Saved on Mon Sep 04 01:02:24 PDT 2006
Beware of the idles of march!
Adrian S
Saved on Mon Sep 04 01:03:02 PDT 2006
for his bad LUCK!
Roberto M
Saved on Mon Sep 04 01:04:06 PDT 2006
is our SHOW Robert!---Dont Hate ME---
Shirley B
Saved on Mon Sep 04 01:04:54 PDT 2006
Please forgive me Honey!
Huberth H
Saved on Mon Sep 04 08:36:23 PDT 2006
For keeping himself true
Jordan L
Saved on Mon Sep 04 08:37:40 PDT 2006
Beware of the 13th room
Doctor Alemán
Saved on Wed Sep 06 05:40:37 PDT 2006
Puñoterapeuta
Austen
Saved on Fri Oct 06 08:05:53 PDT 2006
Ia Ia Cthulhu! He rests in the center of the universe until the end of Aeon! All hail the Crawling Chaos! Take thou unto Rhy'leh, and revel in the real!
Katrina Smithee
Saved on Thu Nov 02 01:49:54 PST 2006
She fucked me over
Graeme Sands
Saved on Thu Nov 09 06:16:48 PST 2006
spread the word, Cthluhu is lord! *jazz hands*
Maeve Hightower
Saved on Fri Nov 10 08:38:01 PST 2006
Mankind is not only a stupid, foolish, cruel lot, but also hypocrites!
Zac Hart
Saved on Mon Nov 13 12:12:50 PST 2006
I shall be one with Cthulhu, may we wander free and wild in the underworld
brandon skinner
Saved on Tue Nov 14 06:22:59 PST 2006
katie smith
brandon skinner
Saved on Tue Nov 14 06:24:49 PST 2006
ai ai cthulhu live
Katie lorrane smith
Saved on Tue Nov 14 06:31:50 PST 2006
Darren Mitton
Saved on Sun Nov 19 03:38:16 PST 2006
Remember, when Jesus fails ask yourself: WHAT WOULD CTHULHU DO?
Daniel Vega
Saved on Tue Nov 21 11:04:15 PST 2006
At least the Elder Gods don't try to hide the fact that I'm getting screwed.
Nomed Sakkidatta
Saved on Wed Nov 29 10:39:53 PST 2006
Let rise the one who will rid the world of the disease known only as humans
Luke Wolf
Saved on Sat Dec 02 11:14:34 PST 2006
I never knew thier was already a religion to what I've been preaching.
TONY BLAIRTCHER
Saved on Fri Dec 15 04:11:17 PST 2006
SUCKERSUCKERSUCKERSUCKERSUCKERSUCKER SPLOTCH !
Jesus
Saved on Fri Dec 15 04:19:48 PST 2006
i am dead already... get over it !
Scarlet Rage
Saved on Thu Jan 04 12:47:52 PST 2007
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Feather of the Raven
Saved on Sat Jan 06 05:33:12 PST 2007
Cthulhu hates calamari
Nonsens
Saved on Sat Jan 06 05:36:03 PST 2007
"Bless the Old Ones, praise Cthulhu... Iä cthulhu mwaglt phnuhi rhylie"
Atomi Nator
Saved on Thu Jan 25 12:37:21 PST 2007
Save me!
ezdidit
Saved on Sat Jan 27 03:42:25 PST 2007
I wandered without Cthulhu, and he found me again! Alas! I am saved !!!
Desu Ichimei Kuu
Saved on Tue Feb 06 02:14:24 PST 2007
death to the non-belivers
Raving Rabbid #69105
Saved on Tue Feb 06 09:01:54 PST 2007
DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
David Dwayne Jervis Jr.
Saved on Mon Feb 12 12:18:15 PST 2007
Save me and my loved, for our lives belong to the Old Ones.
Justin Seabury, High Preist of the Utah Church of the Latter Day Saints of Cthulhu
Saved on Tue Feb 13 09:36:26 PST 2007
Cthulhu lives in all of us, bow in front of the Great Old One for your Salvation.
David Turpin
Saved on Tue Feb 13 09:56:59 PST 2007
Rudolph malgren
Jacob Ferrin Priest of the Utah Church of the Latter Day Saints of Cthulhu
Saved on Thu Feb 15 05:52:49 PST 2007
Believe or dont believe, you will end up his either way, the difference is in the ammount of suffering before you become one with the Great Lord.
akex mcmahon
Saved on Sun Mar 04 04:41:28 PST 2007
all praise the elder priest
Morbidus
Saved on Mon Mar 05 12:04:30 PST 2007
yay Im saved!
Chyogte
Saved on Mon Mar 05 12:10:31 PST 2007
Jag har en peenizzh. Och jag har en höööna.
Kisame
Saved on Mon Mar 05 01:03:19 PST 2007
I hope this will work better than all the other cults I'm in....
Kevin Dagwan
Saved on Tue Mar 06 05:29:00 PST 2007
I'a Dagon! I'a Hydra! I'a Cthulhu fhtagn!
Ezikial Belladonna
Saved on Thu Mar 08 05:45:11 PST 2007
Cthulu Lives!!!! IA IA CTHULU!!!! DEVOURER OF THE EARTH!!!! DREAMING GOD BENEATH THE SEA!!!!!!
Ryan Cushnie
Saved on Wed Mar 21 01:24:55 PDT 2007
All your world are belong to Cthulhu.
Saved on Fri Apr 06 03:50:38 PDT 2007
Dr John Halvise
Saved on Fri Apr 06 03:54:18 PDT 2007
to all enema lovers of the world
Rasmus Malmborg
Saved on Sun Apr 08 12:53:58 PDT 2007
zomgloli DO A BARREL ROLL AND THE POOLS CLOSED!
Bongo Phone
Saved on Mon Apr 09 02:18:04 PDT 2007
you will die.... FOREVER lol, no wai
Umr At'Tawil
Saved on Tue Apr 10 08:58:33 PDT 2007
He's not coming to save you--he's coming to eat you. IA Cthulhu!
Nick Anderson
Saved on Wed Apr 11 01:46:45 PDT 2007
Nicolas Joseph Fury
Saved on Wed Apr 11 07:06:59 PDT 2007
Ai! Ai! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Gloria Kim
Saved on Mon Apr 16 09:20:50 PDT 2007
To a real virgin
Nacho
Saved on Mon Apr 16 10:44:22 PDT 2007
find cthulhu by ip
Jonathan Michael Reiter
Saved on Thu Apr 19 12:03:08 PDT 2007
I hope the ugly beast remembers I remembered him every year at Christmas for the last 38 years!
ABCGi
Saved on Mon Apr 23 12:48:27 PDT 2007
In uisge veritas - in water truth.
Fabian Lanzy
Saved on Wed Apr 25 10:40:23 PDT 2007
Have you driven a FNORD lately ?
Nyarlathotep Worshipper
Saved on Wed May 02 04:13:16 PDT 2007
May Cthulhu sleep forever
Herbert West
Saved on Thu Jun 14 10:11:50 PDT 2007
By giving myself I will make my death in the hands of Lord Cthulhu swift and painless!
Dallas Fitzgerald
Saved on Sat Jun 30 12:31:39 PDT 2007
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn!
Ian Frank
Saved on Thu Jul 12 06:28:10 PDT 2007
Do you wanna know where the dreams come from?
Thomas A. Johnson Esq.
Saved on Wed Jul 25 04:16:13 PDT 2007
I'a Dagon. I'a Hydra. I'a I'a Cthulhu Ftaghn!
Charles Xavier
Saved on Sun Jul 29 02:42:47 PDT 2007
I sacrifice my soul.
Tony Montana
Saved on Wed Aug 08 09:31:49 PDT 2007
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Niels Vanden Eynde
Saved on Thu Aug 23 04:38:32 PDT 2007
IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!!
Leonard Evilhost
Saved on Sun Sep 09 03:48:24 PDT 2007
I really hope Chtulhu will lead the human kind to the complete existinction
Brian Pivik
Saved on Wed Sep 19 12:13:46 PDT 2007
got the mythical beast running through his blood
R Dubs
Saved on Wed Sep 19 12:14:45 PDT 2007
save us all dear cthulhu
Kristy Fenton
Saved on Wed Sep 19 12:15:37 PDT 2007
There's nothing I like more than the feeling of being eaten by the lord of the deep.
Will Rose
Saved on Thu Sep 20 06:17:51 PDT 2007
Beats the shit out of tithing
Jasmine/Simone
Saved on Wed Oct 17 05:54:55 PDT 2007
I'm saved. <3
Joanna Craze
Saved on Thu Oct 25 09:49:29 PDT 2007
Christian Rader (The Day of the Beast)
Saved on Thu Oct 25 09:57:28 PDT 2007
Our Songs shall set the path to your awakening, Great One. In you, we find salvation.
Danya LaLonde
Saved on Thu Oct 25 11:45:12 PDT 2007
myself, I need much help
Dr. I.C. Weiner
Saved on Thu Nov 01 07:19:19 PDT 2007
Hmmm, myesh, quite.
Anton Zarnak
Saved on Thu Nov 15 02:49:14 PST 2007
Daniel Ljung
Saved on Fri Nov 16 02:59:06 PST 2007
Giving myself to CTHULHU,
Kent Brockman
Saved on Sun Nov 18 06:07:00 PST 2007
I for one welcome our new tentacled overlord.
MJ Eagles
Saved on Fri Nov 23 08:38:41 PST 2007
Hey, beats hellfire and brimstone.
Bob Bobsson
Saved on Mon Nov 26 04:33:51 PST 2007
Ia Ia Cthulhu Ftaghn
Donald Duck
Saved on Mon Nov 26 04:37:03 PST 2007
Quackhulhu!
Cthulhu
Saved on Mon Nov 26 04:41:19 PST 2007
Yay me!
Max Loebel-Roson
Saved on Mon Nov 26 09:52:45 PST 2007
I want to save mi soul
Lola Loebel-Roson
Saved on Mon Nov 26 10:59:09 PST 2007
I do not want to die please !!!!
Kyle Devaney
Saved on Wed Dec 05 01:42:46 PST 2007
Because if I didn't praise him, I'd be being raped by tentacles
Sean McGinn
Saved on Wed Dec 05 11:48:34 PST 2007
May Cthulhu save us
Juuso Lahti
Saved on Fri Dec 07 11:44:27 PST 2007
Magnus Gezelius
Saved on Tue Dec 11 02:44:57 PST 2007
Uwe Mueller
Saved on Fri Dec 14 09:09:02 PST 2007
Ich hab ne Latte. Fass doch mal an!
adolf hitler
Saved on Fri Dec 14 09:49:15 PST 2007
I`m some kind of gay
Mr. Heese
Saved on Fri Dec 14 09:52:27 PST 2007
*grin*
Dolf Lundgren
Saved on Fri Dec 14 09:53:29 PST 2007
I`am Schwarzenegger in cheap
Inksmith & Rodgers Tattoo
Saved on Mon Dec 17 03:51:11 PST 2007
HAIL CTHULHU! IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!
Aaron
Saved on Tue Dec 18 10:05:26 PST 2007
my life for CTHULHU!!
Seth S. Myter
Saved on Thu Dec 20 12:52:09 PST 2007
HAIL CTHULHU!
Corey Wood
Saved on Sat Jan 05 12:04:08 PST 2008
Cthulhu
Diana Warrendorf
Saved on Sun Jan 13 12:03:39 PST 2008
Ia! Ia!
Seth Collins
Saved on Mon Jan 14 04:54:22 PST 2008
Yay! Fickle faith! Hail Cthulhu!
Uthuklu
Saved on Tue Jan 15 10:19:35 PST 2008
Igth'flauvek Shikqa IA IA IA Cthulu! Uthuklu Ishaktlak Cthulhu!
Stephanie Jackobson
Saved on Tue Jan 22 01:44:50 PST 2008
Hail to Azathoth!
Eccentric Egotist
Saved on Wed Jan 23 09:20:55 PST 2008
This "Cthulhu" is no god...it is the sound an old man makes when getting up from a beanbag chair.
Zachary Mash
Saved on Fri Jan 25 06:36:29 PST 2008
Cthulhu is cool!
Max. S
Saved on Tue Jan 29 01:19:10 PST 2008
Sure, Christ seems like a nice guy. But he doesn't have any tentacles.
Martin
Saved on Wed Jan 30 05:58:11 PST 2008
Why choose the lesser evil?
Adam V
Saved on Wed Jan 30 07:53:15 PST 2008
Buddha promises enlightenment through neutrality. C'thulhu causes crazy-cool dreams. I think we all know the winner here.
tom langley
Saved on Sat Feb 02 08:52:51 PST 2008
to cthulhu
Nathan Baity
Saved on Thu Feb 07 05:47:28 PST 2008
The Soul and body of Nathan Baity
Ryan
Saved on Thu Feb 07 05:48:40 PST 2008
My SOUL
Mike O'Brien
Saved on Fri Feb 08 08:57:26 PST 2008
Complete service to Cthulhu!!!!!1
Andy
Saved on Fri Feb 08 04:13:21 PST 2008
Coolness
Jason Berman
Saved on Sun Feb 10 02:51:38 PST 2008
Megan O'Donnel
Saved on Sun Feb 10 02:52:09 PST 2008
The wife of the night
Jack Mash
Saved on Fri Feb 15 07:42:07 PST 2008
Cool
john smith
Saved on Thu May 15 10:41:18 PDT 2008
john smith
Saved on Thu May 15 10:41:35 PDT 2008
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Saved on Sun May 25 04:57:51 PDT 2008
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simon
Saved on Tue Jul 01 08:13:00 PDT 2008
klihdmie
Saved on Thu Jul 03 06:19:22 PDT 2008
to all and all and all
Juri
Saved on Mon Nov 10 05:04:46 PST 2008
Nicholas Kohler
Saved on Tue Dec 09 08:20:02 PST 2008
Arkham shall burn with flames of glee as the stars allow for the elder gods to free us once more!
Brian Repinski
Saved on Wed Feb 18 09:05:29 PST 2009
All hail the coming horror!
jb
Saved on Wed Apr 22 11:22:46 PDT 2009
Trevor h
Saved on Wed Apr 22 11:23:11 PDT 2009
Cthulhuputra
Saved on Sat Sep 05 03:25:16 PDT 2009
Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn!
josh
Saved on Sun Oct 18 01:26:15 PDT 2009
joshina
james collinge
Saved on Tue Nov 24 05:50:43 PST 2009
Justine, John And Malcolm
Saved on Tue Feb 16 09:41:21 PST 2010
Yog Sothoth LIVES!!!!
Claire MacCormack
Saved on Fri Feb 19 03:38:47 PST 2010
Wolf
Saved on Tue Mar 09 07:57:50 PST 2010
it seems that one (possibly) fictional godlike entity written about by mortal authors is as good as another (looking at you, Christianity)

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