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Wed, 2009Jan28 14:13:09 PST
in Society by kamikaze

PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals... No, wait, the other one) have a new page, "Sea Kittens", where they're trying to make people eat kittens by saying they taste like fish. No, I'm wrong, they're trying to starve humanity to death by making us stop eating fish, by presenting them as cute and cuddly "sea kittens".


However, they seem to have failed to vet their ads for ideological purity:

Thanks for promoting tasty, tasty steaks, PETA! Good job!

[Update: Just realized that http://seakittens.com/ is a joke site. The real PETA "Sea Kittens" site is at peta.org. It's still really stupid and unconvincing propaganda, but not quite so foolish as to show a steak ad.]

[Update update: my friend Collin created a "sea kitten" named Britney with their site, and yet was unable to save it. I believe this is an ideological lesson from PETA: "You're not supposed to keep fish! They're wild animals! All pet fish should be returned to the ocean! Same for kittens. Dump 'em in the ocean."

Let us have a moment of silence for poor Britney, killed by PETA.]

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